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It's not giving too much aways to say that this is a romance that doesn't stand a chance.

"Kissing Sid James," at 59E59 Theaters through January 1, is Robert Farquhar's sad-funny new play about a ill-suited couple's sad-funny weekend away.

Crystal (Charlotte McKinney)is a vivacious young woman, who works as a croupier; Eddie (Alan Drake) invites her away for a tryst in the country. "You didn't have any... niggling... You didn't think, just you and me here," she asks him, "that we might not get along."

Photo by Carol Rosegg Alan Drake as Eddie with “the tash” and Charlotte McKinney as Crystal in “Kissing Sid James,” a Brits Off Broadway Festival offering

Crystal recognizes that Eddie has his charms, but he is basically a loser. Alan Drake is marvelously deflated as the hapless lothario. She is clearly far more imaginative than the uninspired Eddie.

After an awkward start, Crystal and Eddie settle in to some sex --which she initiates,-- and then to a rainy stay and a very contentious game of Scrabble. "This is it. Life, the great non-starter," Crystal announces in desperation at her choices.

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